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Coronation Street spoilers for week commencing 14 April
This week, Coronation Street welcomes back Terry Duckworth. He hasn't been seen since the day of his mother Vera's funeral in January 2008. Find out what else is happening on the cobbles in our gallery.
Corrie bad boy Terry Duckworth (Nigel Pivaro) is back in Weatherfield. However, his reunion with son Tommy (Chris Fountain) doesn't go as well as he'd hopes...
HaHaHa Platt you little ****
Loved it when he tried for the job as a Stylist in a REAL salon and was ripped into by the boss because his Granny taught him how to cut hair!!!!!!!!!!!
Get used to pushing a broom and making tea because you'll be lucky if you get a job at McD's.
Take your slapper Mrs with ya
You're obviously, referring to the hotel scenes with Karl & Sunita where she is fleetingly seen in her underwear - hardly a simmering performance though she has been showing rather a lot of cleavage of late. In the meantime, Terry is recruited to hand out flyers for the new club 7th Heaven, blissfully unaware that it is to be a strip club. Ignorance is not bliss for poor Norris though, when he is confronted by a would be lap dancer in the Rover's and given a free performance. Norris most definitely isn't in seventh heaven but "me thinks that the gentleman doth protest too much."
P.S. Anyone who doesn't want to read spoilers, please look away.
I sincerely believe there are just 2 types of folks who regularly watch soaps,the first being the stressed,intelligent and highly educated professional,who will just sit down and relax and chill out and watch but not get too caught up in the plot or storylines,as,lets face it,theyre too smart to be taken in by it and are just watching to relax and forget their troubles.
However the other group are a sad bunch of individuals who,usually are housewives or if not,lazy unmotivated types,often single parents (fat one s at that!) who cannot read very well or have any interest in current affairs,politics or any other very important topics that really effects them,due to the fact that they are likely hovering around an IQ score of 70 (borderline moron)
The second bunch are the ones who will react with anger and distain if anyone trys to inform them of their basic cerebral and intellectual malfunctions.This actually makes up about 80% of ther British populus.Its all very very sad.
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