Coronation Street spoilers for week commencing 21 July

Viewers must be getting bored with the same "affairs" etc. You can tune in to any soap and find some-one having an affair with some-one elses partner. They always get found out eventually and the old cat fight breaks out, always with the females (of course). As for the refurbished Ryan, really can't stand him. Big mummies boy. He needs to try again at universaty.

Norris & Hayley are the ones doing the dancing but it's Karl & Sunita who have to face the music when Stella kicks up a song and dance on Monday. It seems that Karl has had quite a history of short term affairs with barmaids, so Sunita is nothing new.

 If music be the food of love, then surely, it wouldn't come in the form of Elgar's Cello Concerto! That, though, doesn't seem to bother Mary, whose heartstrings are all a flutter, horns, strings and devils trombones."  Roy had better be careful as she watches him with lustful eyes.  Did Hayley say something about Latin American or Tango's this week?  I was still trying to get my head around the idea of Norris' little short legs scurrying around the dance floor without the added hilarity of him wiggling his backside to a syncopated beat.

Ryan obviously figures that there's nothing like a bit crack with Kylie if you wish to deal cocaine. This doesn't cut much mustard with David, but then; it isn't mustard that they'll be cutting is it? It's "white lines." Never mind David, I'm sure they'll soon have you up to speed! The downer to all of this, is that, Sophie Webster becomes an addict.

 Corrie may be praised for grasping an unsavoury nettle but most of us are tired of these story lines. When it comes to grasping nettles, the scriptwriters don't grasp them very firmly and let go at the first sting, meaning that many horrific but relevant story lines are not followed through. Izzie suffering a miscarriage next Friday is hardly compelling viewing. The viewers spoke for themselves last Friday 8.30, when the figures fell below six and a half million.

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