I wipe my a** with your feelings.
I wipe my a** with your feelings. 459 votes
What use is an unloaded gun?
What use is an unloaded gun? 204 votes
You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?
You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy? 75 votes
What f****** kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead?
What f****** kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead? 380 votes
Hey, I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face.
Hey, I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face. 91 votes
I won't pay. I know too much about extortion.
I won't pay. I know too much about extortion. 109 votes
You don't s*** where you eat. And you really don't s**t where I eat.
You don't s*** where you eat. And you really don't s**t where I eat. 603 votes
Is everyone in my life f*****' bananas?
Is everyone in my life f*****' bananas? 283 votes
When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce. 295 votes
All due respect, you got no f*****' idea what it's like to be Number One.
All due respect, you got no f*****' idea what it's like to be Number One. 656 votes