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EastEnders: Storylines that would have been better than Kat having another affair

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We think of more exciting things Kat Moon should do with her time, rather than have affairs...
Soap storylines can sometimes be a little far-fetched (if Walford was a real place, it would have the highest death rate in the country), but we can't help feelingl a little perplexed with EastEnders' current Kat-cheating-on-Alfie saga.
Surely the writers could have come up with a storyline more original than Kat Moon cheating on loveable hubby Alfie yet again? In fact, pretty much anything would have been more exciting than Kat sneaking around like a hormonal teenager as she texts her mystery lover.
And we're not the only ones fed up with the storyline; MSN users have also expressed their disdain:
Sharan Gorringe said: "Getting bored with Kat and her flings! Be grateful for what you've got girl!"
Kat B commented: "It's because the script writers can't think of anything else for a storyline so they keep repeating the old ones - yawn."
Debs Griffin added: "Give Jessie a proper part to act, we're fed up watching her looking guilty for cheating. Again."
We might not be script writers, but being the soap addicts that we are, we've come up with some imaginary EastEnders scenarios featuring Kat. We reckon any of the below would be far more entertaining than the current plot. What's your view?
Vote for your favourite imaginary scenario from the options below!
Instead of Kat's affair, which imaginary storyline would you have preferred?
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- 19 %Kat discovers Ben is Heather’s killer
879 votes - 4 %Kat and Shirley set up a tacky lingerie market stall together
173 votes - 13 %Kat and Alfie have a baby
576 votes - 2 %Kat starts going to church with Dot
109 votes - 5 %Kat gets a (much needed) make-under
250 votes - 35 %Alfie cheats on Kat with Roxy
1,591 votes - 0 %Kat gets a job at the shop
7 votes - 4 %Kat rescues a homeless Ian Beale
166 votes - 11 %Kat cons Phil Mitchell out of his businesses
489 votes - 7 %Kat discovers Derek and Janine are having an affair
332 votes
Total Responses: 4,572
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I don,t think Alfie would see whats happening if it hit him in the eye,he,s too busy acting the funny man and why is Kat plastered with make-up and if her skirts get much shorter they will be indecent.
why not make it all truly unbelievable and let Michael have an affair with Jean?
Gave up Deadenders 18 months ago, 2 years too late, but it seems that the drivel still captivates people.
Give yourself a break, give it up and get back a couple of hours of your life each week.
Real life is more precious than bad acting and rubbish script writing.
To be honest, it's all bull****. Everything always revolve around the Slaters. Isn't it funny that nobody on this programme ever gets away with murder... but a Slater. OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH yes!! Stacey got a way with murdering Archie Mitchell and won a award for it!! Oh for goodness sake!!!!!
Norman Lisgarten
I don't think that Kat is having an affair.
I reckon that she and Alfie are just 'play-acting' to spice up their love-life!
try this story line out .....Kat flys to iran and buys a nuclear device she then flys back to the uk and smiggles it through customs in her massive make up bag. She then goes to the square and secretly plants the bomb in the square's garden. Later on in the day she gets a text from her new secret lover and they meet in the garden for a quicky but kate forgets that she had planted the nuclear device in the garden and her and her lover start to have rumpy pumpy right on top of the device. Just as kat begins to get realy hot with a lot of rumpy the device triggers and walford is totaly wiped off of the map and every one in walford with it. :O) RESULT yahhhhhhhhhh
got to admit though-she DOES NOT suit the botox !!!!! not a good look-she went for the jordan special and now the fellas need to go for the 2 for 1 special at specsavers !!!!
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